- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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