- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese men having large penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Men's rights

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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