- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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