'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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