- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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