What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Anti Joke

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