- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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