Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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knock knock come in

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Good job, son.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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