an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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