A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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BIG MAC'S

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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It's all Taggart

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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