Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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