- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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