- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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