- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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