- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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