- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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