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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.