Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Amanda Knox walks home free.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What stops a train? A missile

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Allah walked into AK Bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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