I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Cripples are lame.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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