Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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