You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Sloths

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

your face

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...