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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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