- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

knock knock Goodbye

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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