- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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