A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Tony Romo

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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quantum physics?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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