What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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