- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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