- Anti Joke

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.