- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A penis walks into a bar..

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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