Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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SHUT UP JP

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