- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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