If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Communism hehe xd

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Heskey time.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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