what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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