Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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