- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

can you pass the soap?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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