What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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