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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's long and black The unemployment line

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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