- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Latvia isn't a joke

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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