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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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