Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

I like school Said no one ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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