Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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