- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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