- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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