- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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