A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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