- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man died.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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