Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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