- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

4 hours later.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

non poop

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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