What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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