- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

i'm hard

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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