- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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