- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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