- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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