What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

hola said the chinese man

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A bar walks into a man

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

i love to lick...

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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