- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Albert your flies undone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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