Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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