Knock knock. Who's there?

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Justin Bieber

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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