roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

mitchell palmer sucks

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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