- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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