what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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