What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

LO AND BEHOLD!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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