A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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