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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Refridgerator.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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