People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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