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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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An anti-joke

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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