What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock knock... Home invasion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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