"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Justin Bieber.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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