How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Justin Bieber.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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