- Anti Joke

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

all these jokes are horrible now

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Hello

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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binladin walks into the american seals

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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