Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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