why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

My cat just died.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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