What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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