what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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