What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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