Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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No soup for you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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