- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

2

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??