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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

noah is a scrub jungle

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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